overheard in the salon

yesterday was . . .
interesting
sad
+
hilarious.

here is just a small dose of things . . .
said
heard
+
overheard.

"i've never really wanted to go on a cruise . . .
well especially not one that hits a coral reef"

"i need my tonsils taken out so bad . . .
i mean, really
{pulls out a flash light
points it in her mouth
while looking in the mirror}
look at how huge they are"

"they have broken up and gotten back together 17 times"

"my husband doesn't text"

"you don't have to style my hair, i am just going to put my helmet on"

"i better just have hot chocolate or i will be up all night"

"you guys, is it bad if i want to go home and have a turkey taco before bed?"

"i don't want to leave here looking like bieber"

"will you teach me how to use pinterest?  i don't get it"

"if i hear one more god damn bieber song i am gonna lose it"

"can you show me how to put loose waves in my hair?"

"let's go have nachos"

"let's weigh ourselves . . . uh oh i gained weight . . .
we should weigh ourselves in the morning instead . . .
maybe it's going to get worse before it gets better"

"i just had a baby, lost hair and all this new hair is growing in
and it looks like a bunch of pubic hair all over my head"

a f*cking miracle!

not everything is sunshine + roses, people.

clients spill their beans about a lot of things . . .
the happy + sad
the good + bad
+
the ugly . . .

the ugliest and most common:
alcoholism.
it is nasty.

i have seen clients go through a lot with this nasty disease.
i am here to tell you {from personal experience} 
. . . there is HELP!
for you + the alcoholic in your life!
there is absolutely no shame in getting it either!

AA, Al-Anon + interventions to name a few --
and when your ready to bring in the big guns . . .
Hazelden.

today, i thanked my dad for a great 2 years!

 www.greetingsanonymous.com

it has truly been AWESOME!!!! 

{and i thought to myself}

 www.greetingsanonymous.com

miracles happen everyday . . .
so don't stop seeking
sunshine + roses!